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Welcome to Eyemnkogneeto's Gallery of Crap! or gallery of watercolor surrealism by Greg Carlson. Surrealism is not just an art style, it's a way of life. And when you finally see it, you can't unsee it. My work attempts to take you on a journey through the subconscious mind, where dreams and reality collide in a beautiful mess. Each piece is unique and filled with hidden meanings and unexpected surprises. So come on in and explore the the damage of my thought patterns.

Plumb & Atwood factory Thomiston, CT 26.5" x 29" watercolor

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"A witness to the birth of Technicolor" watercolor and graphite 21.5"x27.5"


"Murder" Watercolor 13" x 18"


"Music for the deaf" Watercolor 22"x30"

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" A Birthday card for my Ma" watercolor & white Gouasche28" x 17"

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" Exit stage left" Watercolor 22"x30"

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Do your best to prove to a kid that its possible to bend a spoon with your mind, a childs imagination could be at stake.

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"Bightness of insanity" Graphite

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"Blobby" the Christmas Lump. watercolor 11x12


" A Cristmas Stocking" Watercolor 22"x30"

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" Daredevil Monk" Watercolor 22"x30"

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'Discovery of sleep" Watrecolor 22"x30"

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"Egotistical self portrait painted by an alien on another planet" Watercolor 12"x18"


" Unfound door" Watercolor 22"x30"

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"painters block" Wattercolor 22" x 30"

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" Fetus Planter" Watercolor 18"x23"

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"Apples to Oranges" Watercolor 15"x22"

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" The end happened??" Watercolor 15"x22"

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" Fitting in" Watercolor 22"x30"

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"gelb künstlerische Scheiße" Watercolor 3"x5" stereo

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" He loves me not" Watercolor 22"x30"

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" I.D. Theft" Watercolor 22"x30"

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"Ironic bird cage" Watercolor 15"x22"

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"Jazz" Watercolor 22"x30" stereo painting


" Last brick in the tower of Babel" Watercolor 15"x22"

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"Masochistic plant" Watercolor 15"22

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" Mr. Squiggles last chance" Watercolor 14"20"

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"Plight of a barran woman" Watercolor 22"x30"

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" Portrait of a savior?" Watercolor 22"x30"

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" Quiet monster" Watercolor 22"x30"

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"rote künstlerische Scheiße" Watercolor 13"x18"

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"Sadness" Watercolor 16"x24"


" Self portrait" Watercolor

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" Stage fright" Watercolor 22"x30"

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2nd stroke

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" The end already happened" Watercolor 22"x30"

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"Theater masks" Watercolor 11"x13"

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"Bye" Watercolor 22"x30"


" Weather Vein" Watercolor 15"x20"

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" A witness to the birth of technicolor" Watercolor 15"x22"

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Imagination is more valuable than sanity. Greg Carlson
EyemnKogneeto is Greg Carlsons fault
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